Blog entry: Juggalos

Right bloggers,

I had my first workday at Juggalos t'day!
And it's been quite the experience.
This'll be a pretty large entry, which is good cause i skipped a few day's~

I already mentioned i was going to try out for this place and i neglected to mention i had a job interview not two day's ago!
I trust you all know of Juggalos by now, if not then 1: Shame on you and 2: look it up!!

Anyway...

I was set to meet with a lady named Trixie who i already met from the interview.She greeted me warmly, offered me a drink, and briefly told me of what was to come today.
She told me another girl was going to show me around and be my mentor for the day, a cute little redhead named Maddison.
She was very pleasant to work with! I could tell she was pretty new here aswell and she obviously wasn't very comfortable playing the mentor figure.
But i managed to have her warm up to me pretty quickly, i paid close attention to what she had to say and i listened. Though i tried to quickly...mmhh... not impress her but just show her i could work pretty inependantly due to my background.
However i didnt wanna shot off to her, i still very much put her in control, for her sake aswell. 'sides, showing off on my first day would be a TERRIBLE first impression. In a "Oooh i already know all this shit Mads" kinda way.
Nevertheless she didnt have to babysit me and it gave her some freedom, even though i did need her most of the time.
Dont get me wrong one waitress job is the same as the next... except for one thing here at Juggalos.

Aaaah yes bout time i talk about that innit?
Oooohohoho now this spices things up! Right from the get go i knew i wanted to experience this for myself, in fact i would be lying if i said i didn't try out for the job purely because of it.
Giant, freaking, tits! HA! I couldnt wait! Though i must admit i was nervous about it...
Transforming... how would that feel? Not only were my breasts and ass going to be growing but i was going to grow a tail and ears too... nobody told me if it was painless or not...
And to be completely honest i was very very very VERY happy Maddison was the one to guide me through it, i felt comfortable with her and i told her that! I think she appreciated hearing that! hehe SCORE!

But... the growth process.. WOW was it AMAZING! MH! My fears where completely misplaced. I was given a hat, a pair of AWESOME funky shoes, Aaand a shirt and hotpants both big enough to build a tent out of... To house two people in... each.
Then i was given a pill, and it even had my name on it. So... i draped the clothes over myself and swallowed the pill, and before i knew it my body started to feel very warm and i began to swell.
I couldnt take my eyes off my swelling chest, within seconds i was unable to see my own feet! and then they just kept going and going and going untill i filled up and.. even partially started to overflow my shirt.
Then something PLOPPED in my head, i was afraid something was wrong but Maddison pointed to my head and BOOM! i got ears! Flufy fox ears! I smiled at her and noticed her eyes had widened substantionally and she was looking at my waist... which was still growing?!
I placed my hands on my hips which had grown enormously wide, and after facing the courage to look over my shoulder i found my ass to be absolutely gigantic! I mean wow! I had the widest hips, the thickest thighs and the largest, fullest, roundest ass ever!!
And it turns out i wasnt even exagerrating, As i said even Maddison was impressed by my size and apparantly ass is clocked on the chart as a size five out of five! Which is the largest one can get here!
And by god i felt like it, man i couldnt help but walk and shake and dance my amazing body... MH! My favorite part about the transformation is that it all feels very natural very quickly, it actually feels like it's MY body, not like it's just added mass attached to me.
Also i nearly neglected to mention my cool tail, that might actually be the most surreal thing about the whole experience, nevermind my ass being as wide as the front of a buss it's the tail man!
Unfortunatly... though i suppose it makes sense my ears and tail keep my natural.. shitty frilly grey hair color... yich, would prefer to paint it, but i would have to repaint it everyday so fuck it. Perhaps i can do something with it, who knows.

After helping Maddison grow into her size, which is just as impressive to see as to experience, it was off to do my job!
Honestly i dont think i have anything special to mention about the job, i've been working as a waitress in many different places for as long as i can remember. And as i said one job is the same as the next and i can do it just fine.
I got the hang of my body pretty quicky though i must admid keeping my body steady enough to carry the food and drinks with took some time, specially since i'm just so friggin gigantic!...oooh! No i exagerate, all the girls are i just needed abit of practice.
Which i slowly got to meet one by one through the course of the day.

Now, as for my colleagues...

Maddison i already established buuut i oughta elaborate my thoughts.

She's nice! Brief statement but i feel i just got along with her pretty good on my first day.
Just,,, generally nice and if i stay nice BACK to her, things will be peachy bitween me and her.
Crack some jokes, make her laugh, get her comfy with me and things might even be better, but i oughta get to know her abit better.
Not to mention she has the sexiest accent!
She seems cool enough to hang out with, and my bet is she's pretty close friends with Sheila, two birds one,- ho shit i almost forgot Sheila...!
WOW that woman was impressive! As i said my bottom ranked at size five, and my chest about... 3 i think?
Well Sheila's chest ranks up in 5! God... DAMN does she have an amazing rack... oohhh... i wish i could experience those aswell...
Mhh if only to be 5 and 5... uhh anyway.
I feel Maddi and Sheila are on the same wavelength. As i said i get the impression that they're close, so making friends with one means i can easily make friends with the other and if not... eh.
They will not make things difficult for me.


Trixie will not be a big deal either.
I know that as long as i do my job correctly, and not fuck anything up things will be cool with me and her.
I also oughta lay low and not make any trouble with the patrons and the rest of the staff. At least until i can get her to stick her neck out for me.
Other then that, basic stuff, i'll act docile and obedient, give her the impression i respect her, maybe kiss her ass abit, but with subtlety, she seem in tune with her job and getting good with her means getting good with the company,
even if some of the other girls might dislike that decision. But ofcourse i havent decided yet.

Pennelope...
HA! I i didnt even need to do anything to win her affection, i didnt even introduce myself before she was all over me, cant say i blame her...
Very very friendly gal, abit TOO friendly if you catch my drift, i dig her already! hehe. And she clearly does me, or well most any of the girls as far as i can tell.
She's got good looks and i do swing that way, she was purposly rubbing herself against me acting to get past me, heh i just played along, gave her a wink and a wiggle and she nearly passed out!
I'm gonna have fun with her! But then again there might be something behind her that i'm not seeing...

Riley... now what a character that is!
HAAAAA oooh she's fun.
Either she was honestly just cranky but i don't understand her deal today. Her just plain... mean...ness. I mean how could you be with THOSE knockers!
I bumped into her, literally at some point by accident and she IMMEDIATLY jumped down my throat and started going ape-shit.
Honestly i was so baffled by it that i couldnt even think of a retort, 'sides she stormed off IMMEDIATLY afterwards. Maddi filled me in on her and... honestly i find it kind of sad there's a "school bully" in the company, mid twenties i might add.
She thinks she can walk straight over me and i'm not gonna let that happen, but i shouldnt attack her either, bad impressions to start picking fights this early on.
If she keeps this up i'll just... attempt to ignore it untill i've settled here abit, after that i'll have the tables turn of this bitch. She's just an odd brute but alot of the staff members do seem intimidated by her which means she has abit of a status.
If i can publicly mock her that status will diminish and she'll eventually become docile to everyone. Not surre if that's what i want to be doing but i could let her know to stay out of my way and i'll let her know MY way.
Or ofcourse i can take te opposite approach and find a way to befriend her instead. I might share the same interrests as her, hobbies and music and shit i dunno.
Might get to be partners in crime! Hehe i do like mischief. As long as it remains in good taste.

I think i covored most everything i wanted to cover.
Except ofcourse did i have a good time?

Hell yeah i did! I've had many jobs, especially in the restaurant bussiness, but this has to be one of the more pleasant introductions i've had.
The job is fun, else i wouldnt have been doing it for so long, the experience of this body is fantastic, alot of things with the rest of the staff just.. MH just clicked immediatly.

I hope i get the job, if only for a little while.
Here's hoping things will work out!

Kisses~
Toodles!